A little Boop

Boop is eying the drapes that separate the eating nook from the kitchen:

Boop: Mom, if we untied those drapes, we could make the bench a stage, and the table could be for the audience... do you think we could get 55 people around the table?

Later, that same day... I hear a lot of bouncing and commotion on the back patio.

Me: Red! Is everything ok out there?
Red: *sigh* Yes, I was just teaching Boop how to play basketball. But now she's calling it baseball and she's teaching me.