A couple quick things

Boop: Mom, I hate to tell you this, but the smell things are out of the bathroom and in the living room.
Me: Smell things?
Boop: You know, the things in the air that make it smell bad?
Me: Oh... I should change your brother...

Boop feeding her brother pumpkin pie:

I'm gonna let him have my spoon because he took a bite and I don't like his slime.

*Editorial note - my son is not slimy.


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