While wearing her polka dotted dropped waist dress, pink croc boots, her purple faux fur vest, and big pink fuzzy scarf... Little Betty Boop asked me today if we have a doggy door.
I said that we had a kitty door that would work for a very small doggy. So, she said she'd like her dog.
Me: What kind of dog would you like?
Her: I'd like a white poodle and a can of pink spray paint.
So, at least I've finally gotten across to her that poodles aren't naturally pink.
How To Be Both by Ali Smith
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