Betty Boop wants a dog

While wearing her polka dotted dropped waist dress, pink croc boots, her purple faux fur vest, and big pink fuzzy scarf... Little Betty Boop asked me today if we have a doggy door.

I said that we had a kitty door that would work for a very small doggy. So, she said she'd like her dog.

Me: What kind of dog would you like?

Her: I'd like a white poodle and a can of pink spray paint.

So, at least I've finally gotten across to her that poodles aren't naturally pink.