Red head: I just came down because the cat's kinda freaking me out.
Me: What's she doing?
RH: Sitting by my head
Me: Well, move her and shut the door.
RH: Uh, ok, it's just, well, I kinda think she might be turning into a zombie.
Me: No, the cat is not a zombie, go to bed.
RH: So... you haven't seen her dead recently?
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