While watching a kids' show where this dilemma was introduced:
Me: Boop, what would you choose, juggling or making smoothies?
Boop: Hmm, probably juggling smoothies
Betty Boop's favorite number: eighteen eleven and a half. It works for everything, like:
Are you done eating?
Yes! I already had eighteen eleven and a half bites!
Don't wake up the baby!
But he's been asleep so long - I haven't seen him in 18 11 1/2 hours!
While doing a dot to dot:
I am tired of this blue. I am going to use red - it will look like blood, is that alright.
Good, I love blood.
Tomorrow, you'll hear from the Red One.
Now, back to my previously scheduled edits...
How To Be Both by Ali Smith
2 days ago