How to get off to not such a great start in the morning

1. Go to bed too late

2. Go to bed too late because you were watching American Idol and The Biggest Loser, but your favorite singers were just eh, and neither Helen, Sione, nor Felipe got sent home.

3. Wake up feeling like you were run over by a truck, or more precisely that you are coming down with the colds that your kids have had for 3 weeks that up till now you've successfully avoided.

4. Think to self, at least you remembered to order orange juice from Safeway, only to pour out orange juice and see sludge. Pour back into container. Shake. Pour back out. Still sludge.

5. Realize you do not have "pulp free" orange juice, but "pulp full" - Who buys pulp full? I still think the Safeway.com guys just threw the wrong one in the bag.

6. Look out window and see the rain turn to sleet, and then snow.

7. Discuss dieting with your husband.

I'm ready for tomorrow.