Upon finding a dime sized spot on her car seat this afternoon...
BB: Oh no! A snack was mangled on my car seat!
BB:I am going to need a new car seat, this one is ruined!
Me: I'm sure I can clean it up for you.
BB: I am serious! I am not joking about this. I think a cracker melted on it!
Later, on the same drive home...
BB: My car seat kind of reminds me of a toilet, except it doesn't have a lid or a flusher.
ME: I TOLD YOU I WOULD CLEAN IT! It's not that bad!
The Vegetarian by Han Kang
11 hours ago