I warned him

that I'd be blogging this - so no feeling sorry for him or calling foul. That's what you get when you say things like:

I hope you won't take offense at this, but you're really still doing basic moves. I like to think I've transcended something now that I stay away from the peas completely.

This was in reference to... yes, Plants vs. Zombies.

Can I pick 'em, or what?!