Red Head: I think the ladybug's going to the bathroom
Betty Boop: Where is the bathroom for ladybugs?
BB: *embarrassed chuckle* I didn't know ladybugs went to the bathroom everywhere
RH: Well, they can't use a toilet
BB: No, they would go down the drain - hey, let's make a bathroom for ladybugs! I'll collect a lot of comfortable leaves...
How To Be Both by Ali Smith
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